> A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He
> decides
> >to give them a test. He gives each woman $5,000 and watches to see what
> >they do with the money.
> >
> >The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
> >her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits and
> >dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she did this to be
> >more attractive to him because she loves him so much.
> >
> >The man is impressed.
> >
> >The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> >STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> >clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> all
> >the money on him because she loves him so much.
> >
> >Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> >The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> >the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
> >joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> >because she loves him so much.
> >
> >Obviously, the man is impressed.
> >
> >The man then thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
> >the money.
> >
> >Finally, he marries the one with the largest breasts.
> >
> >Men are Men
>
> decides
> >to give them a test. He gives each woman $5,000 and watches to see what
> >they do with the money.
> >
> >The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
> >her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits and
> >dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she did this to be
> >more attractive to him because she loves him so much.
> >
> >The man is impressed.
> >
> >The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> >STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
> >clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
> all
> >the money on him because she loves him so much.
> >
> >Again, the man is impressed.
> >
> >The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> >the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
> >joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> >because she loves him so much.
> >
> >Obviously, the man is impressed.
> >
> >The man then thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
> >the money.
> >
> >Finally, he marries the one with the largest breasts.
> >
> >Men are Men
>
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