> 北京的建筑是这么压倒性受到对称性的支配,而同时建筑的内与外被划分地格外明确,可以说几乎到了一种与周围自然环境隔绝的地步。这或许是因为在面对北京严酷的自然环境时,人们在生活了上所采取的是一种对峙的姿态与立场,以致住宅成为保护人们生活免受自然威胁的要塞。

> 离开你的情人有五十种借口,但离开这架飞机却只有八个出口。请在找情人之前,先找到出口。

> 中国人大的三千名代表并不代表人民监督政府,而是代表领导人监督十三亿臣民。在这个到处着火的国家,他们是政治消防队。

> LOVE versus MARRIAGE

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don’t you think you’ve had enough!".

> Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!"
 - That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He’s very
rich. Marry him."
 - That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I’m very rich.
Marry me."
 - That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door
(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say: "By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?"
 - That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
 - That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
 - That’s Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
 - That’s demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: "I’m rich. Will you
marry me?" and she goes with him.
 - That’s competition eating into your market share.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say:"I’m rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
 - That’s restriction for entering new markets.

> 寂寞跟孤单是不一样的,孤单只表示身边没有别人,而寂寞是一种,你无法将感觉跟别人沟通或分享的心理状态。

> 凡是盘剥老百姓的生活层面,都"与国际接轨"了,凡是惠及百姓生活的都与"为人民服务"这一宗旨脱轨了。

> 抽煙是一種情緒輸送,你把不健康的尼古丁跟焦油吸到肺部裡,然後把不健康的心情跟情緒吐出來,既然都是不健康的,就不需要再去多想些什麼。

> 蓝海战略的三条准则,重点突出、与众不同和主题令人信服。

> 《黄河》是毛泽东时代的一部政府委约作品,已经宣传得滚瓜烂熟。(讽刺性的是,如果说它是那个时代唯一允许的音乐形式的话,现在听起来始终很好莱坞)


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  1. 看你的Reading Digest有种看读者言论等的感觉,很好,句句都很精。

  2. Reading Digest有点像读者的言论,每句都很不错,自己的地方,不用像读者的言论一样要受诸多的限制。

  3. 都是我平时看到好词好句就顺手摘下来了。由于在PDA上完成,没法标出出处,甚憾。

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