聚美、乐蜂:一场恶心人的掐架

前几天,卖化妆品的聚美优品和乐蜂网掐架了,对于这样的口水战,作为一个资深网购一族的我来说已经见惯不怪。十年前有当当和卓越经常掐架,后来是当当和京东,后来是京东和阿里,还有京东和苏宁易购,再有苏宁易购和阿里(前两天两会上张近东的提案挑起了苏宁易购和阿里的战火),似乎这些巨头们每隔一段时间要是不掐一下,放点血降降火,就会浑身不舒服。但不管怎样,他们掐起来起码像两个男人的打架,气势足,出拳硬,而我等作为旁观者,也看得痛快。

但是聚美优品和乐蜂网的掐架就不一样了,就像两个娘们在打架(其中一方的创始人确实是娘们),你用兰花指戳我一下,我用兰花指戳你一下,不痛不痒,完全没有其他巨头打得痛快,看得过瘾。他们在微博上拙劣的炒作让人觉得恶心。

先看恶心之王陈欧这边的聚美优品吧,继续延续之前让人呕吐的“陈欧体”:“你只看到我为自己代言,却没看到我夜夜加班,你有你的明星大腕,我有我的粉丝百万。你笑我风风扬扬撒广告,我可怜你不懂气势如虹!你可以全明星阵容,我会证明谁最了解用户的心!带盐是注定沉重的旅行。路上少不了太咸,但,那又怎样?哪怕没有3月1号,也要聚美!我是小美,我喂自己袋盐!”各位,不知道你们看了这段微博是什么感受,反正我是肉麻阵阵,鸡皮疙瘩掉了一地,这种小女生般矫情的小散文就像一只小粉拳,也好意思拿出来作为电商掐架的武器?拜托,陈姐,既然你要挑起战争,拿出点爷们的气概来好不好?

乐蜂就不说了,本身创始人就是女的,你也别指望她能像爷们,但既然你趟了电商这趟浑水,就要有各种心理准备,溅点污水到衣裳上再正常不过了。别为了一点屁大的小事就跑到媒体上哭诉:电商圈比电视圈黑多了!好像受了多大的委屈似的,要是你遭受过马云刘强东等人的待遇,那你是不是要自杀了?还有,地球人都知道娱乐圈有多黑,电视圈有多黑,你哭诉说电商圈比电视圈黑多了,这个,我真不信。

还有,大家都知道,你们都是红杉沈南鹏的孩子,孩子有矛盾,不在家庭内部由父亲解决,反而跑到外面吵吵闹闹,都说“家丑不可外扬”你们是真打呢,还是假打呢?呵呵,我们都知道的。

不管你们是真打,还是假打,作为一个旁观者,我只想说,要打你们就打得好看点,别整得像娘们,恶心人!

之前在电商化妆品这个垂直行业,一直是风平浪静,大家起码表面上和和气气的,除了聚美、乐蜂,还有天天网、家健商城、米奇网,其实他们都不简单,但也没见他们嚷嚷吵吵说你到供应商那里捅我刀子了,我到媒体那里爆你黑幕了。也没有拿着大喇叭全世界公告我的价格是全网最低的。会叫的狗不咬人,往往喊得最凶的是最心虚的,我随便挑了几件商品在聚美、乐蜂、天天网、家健商城、米奇网上比价,发现没一件商品的最低价是在聚美、乐蜂上的。

在化妆品这个行业里,天天网、家健商城、米奇网,基本上都是好孩子,就红杉这两个同门姐妹,老是在那矫情恶心人。我想说,你们真不是打架的料,就没必要学阿里京东苏宁易购等大老爷们打架了,打又不是真打,打起来也不好看。你们目前暂时是这个行业的领头羊,是大姐姐,就给米奇、家健商城等小弟做个好榜样吧。小弟们有一天真想学坏了,真想找谁打一架了,也不会是学你们这种娘们的打法。老实点、低调点,否则不仅会被小弟们看不起,更会被精明的消费者们看不起。


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