2006年03月29日

发信人: starsuper (george), 信区: Joke

发信站: BBS 哈工大紫丁香站 (Tue Mar 28 20:36:57 2006)

        1.上大学的时候去衡山玩,当时爬山爬了一半,累的正想歇会的时候看到路边有个卖纪念品
的欧巴桑,上去开口就问:“老婆……. 

  2.偶有次开车,有个美女同事搭车,一坐我旁边,偶特紧张滴说:把安全套带上!美
女以后再不理偶了。。。郁闷ING 

  3.以前别人来我阿姨家作客,刚进门的。刚好我阿姨要去上厕所。她连忙招呼客人说
:“你们坐哈坐哈,我给你们去倒点尿喝!”(本来是说倒点茶喝的)。 

  4.在实习的时候,对一个老师说:陈老师你是不是姓陈? 

  5.偶们大学去工厂金工实习的时候,工人师傅分配机床时说:为了安全起见,我门尽量
保证一个男同学和一个女同学一张床。当时所有男生爆笑,女生脸红。实习期间,几乎所
有的用车床的活都是我帮和偶同床(寒)的女生做的,最后考虑到她什么都不会作的话师傅
检查起来不太好,偶劝她练练手,谁知道她说:我已经习惯让你干了。当时偶爆寒不止。
 

  6.一个朋友去饺子馆,问“水饺(睡觉)一碗(晚)多少钱?”只听服务员小姐“呸!”
了一声,说道:“不要脸!”~ 

  7.上自习的时候,大家都在看复习,GG对MM说:“我刚背了单词,帮忙默写一下。”
MM不想默,GG就求她,你(摸)默我吧,(摸)我吧!!结果MM实在忍受不了,大喊,老师你
看我不想(摸)默他,他非要我(摸)默~~~!!! 

  8.有一天去同学家吃饭,喝了点酒,她爸爸忽然进来了,本来是想喊叔叔的,结果说
错了,说:“爸,来座!”~~寒!大帮同学笑得要死 

  9.我同事跟人争执,急了张口来了句“你以为我吃饭长大的啊?”我一直纳闷他到底
吃什么长大的。“ 

  10.小学时一个很讨厌的男生找我借橡皮,我不借,他就死缠烂打,之后我用尽全身的
力气狂吼了一句“我不嫁(借)给你”当时同学们立马安静下来了,,,。 
  
  11.上机课,一位同学机子有问题,于是大喊“老板,换机子!”全班木然 

  12.我唾你一脸狗屎! 

  13.偶对mm开玩笑说:“别说你认识偶,影响我声誉!”mm说:“你有生育?你能生育
?”` 

  14.偶是男的,在广东生病了嗓子说不出话“““去看医生,医生告诉我:yindao发炎
’’’’狂晕中“““仔细一看,诊断书上写者咽道发炎““““`无语““““ 

  15.买电脑,老板开价4150,我杀价:老板410么好赖~~~~老板狂晕! 

  16.上次早上上班,发现自行车轮胎没气了,于是想叫妈妈帮忙推到门外打一下气。结
果我说:把我的轮胎推出去。 

  17.一个女孩失恋了,我劝她:“两条腿的蛤蟆不好找,三条腿的男的有的是! 

  18.小学时候有劳动课,一般都是除草,所以到了前一天放学时候老师就得提醒我们带锄
头,第2天上劳动课了准备出发,老师便于管理就问了一句:“有多少人带了啊?带了手的把锄
头举起来!” 

  19.开导一失恋。。同学你知道什么叫**么? 

  20.初中语文课上,有人背诵Mao.ZD的诗:一代风骚,…… 

  21.某老师,今天,我们来上,杨修之屎 

  22.一次ktv,点歌,一mm大声喊:给我点一首周截棍的“双杰伦”…… 

  23.大二有一阵儿特别喜欢和同宿舍的一个MM一起骑车出去逛街,收拾打扮漂亮后一起
进了电梯,突然想起车好像没气儿了,就冲她说了句:“先陪我去打胎啊?“~~~~天……. 


  24.小学时,有天自习同学都在聊天没人学习,最后班长忍不住了,大叫到"说话不许出声
!!!" 


  呵呵,笑了吗?笑了就捧捧场吧!出来混不容易啊! 

2006年03月28日

To finish the homework of Data Structure, I finished my first C++ class. In Chinese, class pronounces the same with the word "tired", and in fact it made me so tired. The whole program occupys fully 300 lines while the class takes up 270 lines.

It’s about getting the value from an expression the guest writes and I show the guest four functions, respectively running the Getting-Value system, showing u the modified expression & reverse polish expression & the final value. To finish this class, I change the key way of my programming, especially after I programm some acm problems. In my original mind, exactly, when I do acm programs, the only thing I need is speed. So I don’t wanna to write functions because calling those functions is a slow process. Besides, what acm program need is your correct answer to the problem, as a result, I needn’t do anything else but make it right. However, when I do this homework, the function of disposing errors takes up most oof my time and my codes. Well, though the teacher didn’t ask us to do these fussy work, I think it does good to me.

Here, thank my boss, Dyingcow , who explained the idea of C++ to me which makes me really understand the basic idea of C++ class. Thank u very much. Well, boss, if you wanna put it into sale, I want 60%. Hehe.

P.S.: Busy is me for these days for Jifeng Acme. Well, I don’t wanna say it anymore because it made me really confused. However, I think it’s on the way.

Besides, I encountered into bad luck today. Everything I did made me sick but thanks to my belief of the saying "Good comes after extreme bad", I made all things undergoing smoothly. Everyday is fresh!

2006年03月18日

Naruto tells me a lot about the meaning of one’s life, exactly meaning of one’s existence.

This is a story about にんじゃ.

Originally, Naruto is a boy who was regarded as a monster who almost destroyed the Leaf village and was finally sealed in Naruto’s body by the forth strongest にんじゃ in that village. Everybody disliked Naruto and he did many unexpected things in order to attract others’ attention. However, nobody(at least he thought) admitted his existence. What he wanted to do is to prove that he exist in others’ life. Thanks to his teacher, Naruto found his meaning of existence.

Exist for others — the whole cartoon tells me this. For our most important person, for our friends, for our relatives, we exist in the world. And for our most important person, for our friends, for our relatives, we will try our best to finish the task, even to die, and never never never let them down. However, this cartoon tells us a truth that sometimes, or for many times, we have to sacrifice others to strengthen ourselvs. This leads to the contrary point — exist for ego. However, this is not the main ponit but some strong にんじゃin this cartoon go this way. Well, when u have a most important person in ur heart and u do things for him, u get ur climax. So existing for others is the main ponit of this cartoon and Naruto do this and he becomes stronger and stronger. How about its pratical meaning? Nowadays, nobody can exist without others. The cooperation mode is the best one and only by doing something for one who is the most important in ur heart, u can accomplish it at last, perfectly. That is to say, the most important person gives u the power to stick to the end, to exert to struggle. No one can replace him in ur heart.

Another point I get from Naruto is that I won’t give up. Due to the essence of cartoon and the monster in Naruto’s body, Naruto never dies and his way of doing things is tp stick. Regardless of his endless life, his spirit is something I need to learn from. Never give up! And we change everything. There’s no saying of destiny. Even if it does exist, we can change our destiny by ourselves.

I don’t know whether I express my point clearly because I find my English writing is poorer and poorer. Even u get my point, u may have different opinions aobut the meaning of our existence. I wish to talk to u, if u want. Well, maybe it’s a good argument, at least I think so.

2006年03月07日

Boss told me to write something again in my blog. Yes, I should comtinue my work. However, u know, I am so busy for these days. not only for English words, but also for acm, algorithm… Well, preparation for GRE, exactly reciting words, is the most important work now. I have planned to write GRE writing in my blog when I master enough words. But now, I am incapable of doing that hard work. I have seen several GRE writing which r much more graceful than I had thought to be.

So, what I want to do is remember more words in heart and ac more and more. Zhao has submitted more than 230 and ranked in the Page One while mine is approximate 190. Rank in Page One is my second goal now and I am sure I can be beyond him.

So much for today, words continuing…