Trey Parker、Matt Stone：南方公园之父
影片里的金正日粉可爱
这家伙把国会山给炸得稀巴烂
这一段明显恶搞星球大战
“We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.”
以上是电影美国战队的精髓，因为太龌龊，俺就不翻译了。不过，龌龊归龌龊，道理还是说得很清楚滴——如果老师上课时也这么讲，你说，是不是是个人就能听懂？嘿嘿。
真不知道该怎么形容Trey Parker、Matt Stone这哥俩，英雄还是流氓？他俩就像是电影圈里的Sex Pistol，龌龊得可爱——就算在片中他们让我超爱的马特达蒙成为金正日的帮凶——为什么是马特达蒙、萨缪尔杰克逊和海伦亨特而不是汤母客卤丝、不来得逼特和泥渴鸡得慢？
跟台词一样龌龊的是他俩为我们献上一段长达N分钟之久的史上最强提线木偶做爱片断的。这N分钟绝对是电影史上最令人作呕的N分钟，我们能想到的任何一种姿势都用上了，而且有屎有尿——据说哥俩竟然成功争取到R级——也就是说17岁以下的青少年只要像南方公园主人公那样当街找一乞丐帮忙就能买到票。
当然，龌龊不过是表象，美国战队的精髓在于其颠覆一切、嘲讽一切的朋克精神。比如在片中美国战队每一次拯救世界的行动都会炸毁当地标志性建筑的场面——如果结局不只是金正日化身异形跑掉而是男女主人公在成功拯救全世界之后打Kiss的过程中不小心触碰到仅剩最后一秒钟的炸药启动按钮毁掉全世界的名胜古迹那这部片就完美了。
背景音乐：Green Day《American Idiot》。
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