很有趣的话，
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns
" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
大李介绍的电影《追求幸福》，我最喜欢开头那一段，倒霉的男人刚从西雅图面试回来，同事陷害他，老板责怪他，回到家，发现女朋友已经把家搬空了，他追到电梯口，说，我觉得我有权利知道，，然后女的就控诉，你一天工作12个小时，把家当旅馆，我这么年轻，我不想守着这么无趣的生活，我要追求我的乐趣，你的生活毫无乐趣，然后可怜的男人忙不迭次说，“I can be fun, I can be fun”，他说这句话的时候，我觉得真是真诚而可怜。然后开始发誓，我正在尝试改变我的生活，我马上可能要去西雅图工作，我们可以重新开始新的生活。女的很不屑，西雅图，我不稀罕，我不喜欢下雨。
可怜的人终于突然醒悟过来，非常严肃地问了一个很正点的问题“who is guy”，电梯门关上的那一瞬间，一个名字从电梯里抛了出来。
可怜的人成了孤家寡人。
晚上和儿子出去吃晚饭，去了一家新开的韩国小餐馆，只是最简单的石锅拌饭，我等到趴在桌上沉睡过去，隐约中听到小妹催厨房的声音，儿子看完了那本新到的杂志，我们都很有收获。
回家的路上，儿子买了一盒种子，里面有做五粮液的五种粮食的种子，经过考察，他很骄傲地宣布，妈妈，等我的麦子成熟以后，我给你做大麦茶。所以，不久的将来，我就可以喝我儿子做的大麦茶了。
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