“Jumping from high school to the NBA is like a virgin sleeping with a 40-year-old woman with three kids,” says Toronto forward Walt Williams. “You better raise your game a lot or you’ll be humiliated.”(This calls for mature judgment and responsible reading- X-rated)

A bum on the street asks a businessman walking by if he could spare some change. The businessman looks at the bum and says, "'Neither a borrower nor a lender be.' William Shakespeare." The bum pauses for a second, looks back at the man and retorts, "'F*ck You.' David Mamet."
(This one is what we call "funny".)

There's no such thing as a "dominate player." A DOMINANT player DOMINATES. (This one is somewhat rude because it points out someone's grammatical mistake)

Falsone describes Yao as committed, funny and respectful. He adds that Yao no longer uses his translator and actually hired a teacher over the summer to teach him American slang.
In fact, Falsone is amazed at just how similar Olajuwon and Yao are."They are almost the same person. Sometimes I have deja vu when I am with Yao; he acts so much like Hakeem." Yet they hail from different countries and cultures and speak different languages.

"There is no element of genius...without some form of madness" (How true sometimes)

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